1. tonyballer:

    have you ever read something that killed you inside? like a text message or someone’s status. everything was going fine until you accidentally came across something you didn’t want to read. or you found out something you were better off not knowing. it’s almost as if it was posted just to purposely hurt you. but you constantly read it over and over again to torture yourself. 

    💩

    (via athenaisverypogi)

  2. ms-kawesome:

    The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

    (via anditslove)


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    (Source: youtube.com, via anditslove)


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  5. “sit on my mind while you reach for air sliding on my tongue.”

    – overlyxclusive (via kushandwizdom)


  6. 22 Jul 2014   696 notes  
  7. “If you can see a future without me and that doesn’t break your heart then we’re not doing what I thought we were doing here.”

    – That 70’s Show (via temperare-te)

    (via pandalovestosmile)

  8. thrashturbate:

    Making someone smile and moan at the same time during sex should be a life goal for everyone.

    (via pandalovestosmile)

  9. simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

    simplypurkey:

    jazzumon:

    destielkills:

    auntiesnixshipper:

    awkwardteenagenerves:

    discard-and-discover:

    evolve-within:

    disregardwomen:

    When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

    Jesus I envy that relationship. 

    this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

    My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

    i love all of your moms

    When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

    That last story is worth reblogging

    (via thelesbianguide)

  10. ribbu:

    there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

    it’s called the throne

    (via africandad)

  11. adventuretimewithlewis:

The gays are angry

    adventuretimewithlewis:

    The gays are angry

    (Source: blazepress, via im-still-awake)

  12. (Source: villagedrunk, via africandad)

  13. alt-j:

    why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

    (via africandad)

  14. sorelatable:

    How I feel after eating:


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Isis. 21. Don't mess with mine, i won't mess with yours.

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